Nine Inane Thoughts That Should Never Be Posted On Twitter

1. I had the best shower ever! Ever!

2. Who’s using mint-flavored toothpaste? I am, I am!

3. Rice AND beans? I’m eating like a king!

4. No. Wire Hangers.

5. Yay a call! Let’s pretend it’s my agent.

6. Arm hairs feel like silk sometimes.

7. What…is the weather?

8. Oops forgot to upload those fun pics on Facebook.

9. Wonder how close I can get to 140 characters without going over…will it be now or now or...hmm let's try now? Is it now? Wow 140 is a lot of